i would initiate elijah wood into my kinship network alllll night and other things we ought not tweet on the main on sunday

tiny white boys with pretty blue eyes and inner pain, mmm.

i want to ruin your aryan bloodlines with my savage blood.

i imagine our baby would have one blue and one green eye and would thoroughly believe in alien conspiracies.

or we'd have 2 babies! one teeny tiny little ndn baby with blue eyes. and one giant burly beast of an ndn baby with brown eyes that skipped a generation. one would be way into alien conspiracies. the other a stone cold skeptic with logical positivist leanings.