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food delivery apps have gone absolutely bonkers in this pandemic world and i really wanna know what kind of weirdo orders delivery from the cheesecake factory
in san francisco (and probably elsewhere) there are suddenly all these cloud-kitchen "restaurants" that only exist on delivery apps
they all have weird names like "MAN VS. FRIES" or "CHICKEN AS CLUCK" or "ENDLESS PASTABILITIES" and i feel like the whole thing is a fucking scam
they all have weird names like "MAN VS. FRIES" or "CHICKEN AS CLUCK" or "ENDLESS PASTABILITIES" and i feel like the whole thing is a fucking scam
my current favorite stupid cloud-kitchen restaurant name is "EXCUSE MY FRENCH TOAST" but like six more pop up on a daily basis so this may change at any given moment
oh COME THE FUCK ON with this shit
one of these places is just called "NUGGZ" in all caps and i am laughing so hard that i'm wheezing
i never thought doordash could be such a rich vein of comedy
i never thought doordash could be such a rich vein of comedy
Sorry, "GO DUCK YOURSELF", but i think you're trying too hard. D+
i was just explaining this situation to a friend and she told me "this is why everybody hates californians" and, welp, i don't think i can argue with that
i mean, like, this is indefensible
there are like thirty different pizza places all using the same stock photo of a pepperoni pizza as their image but they all have different names and no physical locations
~~GHOOOOOOOST PIZZA~~
~~GHOOOOOOOST PIZZA~~
HOLY SHIT THERE IS A PLACE CALLED "SMASHMOUTH BURGERS"
i know they are trying to masquerade as Smashburgers and get orders based on their deceptive naming convention, but HOLY SHIT THEY ARE CALLED "SMASHMOUTH BURGERS"
i know they are trying to masquerade as Smashburgers and get orders based on their deceptive naming convention, but HOLY SHIT THEY ARE CALLED "SMASHMOUTH BURGERS"
oh y'all thought i was done with this GHOST KITCHENS WITH STUPID NAMES shit? oh hell no.
but, tonight, here's an LA Times article to set it off that explains the ghost kitchen app-only restaurant phenomenon in detail https://www.latimes.com/food/story/2020-09-24/rise-of-the-ghost-kitchens
but, tonight, here's an LA Times article to set it off that explains the ghost kitchen app-only restaurant phenomenon in detail https://www.latimes.com/food/story/2020-09-24/rise-of-the-ghost-kitchens
"Byte to Bite locations prepare food for the 30 delivery-only brands the company owns or licenses, including Fisher & Son’s, Angel Wings, Burger Bitch, Morning After Breakfast, No Joke PB&J and Nacho Lord"
BURGER BITCH vs NACHO LORD. two enter, one leaves.
BURGER BITCH vs NACHO LORD. two enter, one leaves.
oh yeah, and in case you hadn't figured it out, OF COURSE this fucker is involved again
can't have a bad idea designed to rip off both its employees AND its customers without travis kalanick lurking somewhere in the background
can't have a bad idea designed to rip off both its employees AND its customers without travis kalanick lurking somewhere in the background
anyway, let's get back to Really Bad Names For Restaurants That Don't Actually Exist™
I actually kind of like this because the malformed plural of "pepperoni" makes me giggle like a small child. B+
I actually kind of like this because the malformed plural of "pepperoni" makes me giggle like a small child. B+
I admire the candor of this one because, much like the previously mentioned "Gyro Lab", there is absolutely no pretense about what is happening here. This is not art. This is not cuisine. This is TACO ASSEMBLY. Utilitarianism at its finest. Pure brutalist foodstuff. C+.
Sorry, Pasta Slut, but I prefer my pasta without gendered insults and sex-shaming. I also prefer my pasta when it is not a stock photograph of tiramisu. D-
okay, once again, this is not a hamburger, and this is also obviously a stock photo. i think i need to stop hammering on this fact and focus more on the issue at hand -- never before has a business name projected "Hello Fellow Kids" more than THE BURGER BAE. D+
I promise that as soon I see the word "TWERK" in a ghost kitchen restaurant name i will abandon this thread forever, because perfection will have been reached
