*Pulls pin*
Grits are nasty. Grits are abusive behavior. Grits taste of both hostility and neglect.

I expect absolutely nothing from grits, and every time, they still find a way to fall short of my expectations.

*Hurls grenade*
There is no such thing as good grits. https://twitter.com/djsantero/status/1314176048309907456

I will not relinquish even a tattered corner of my Southern card for this take. I am obstinate, and I’ve been fighting this battle for 40 years.

I have *never* been hungry enough to want grits. Ever.

Cream of Wheat with sugar in it is still better than grits with shrimp.

If you love grits, I love that you love grits.

I will never NEVER take your grits away. I won’t insult your grits. I won’t judge you or your family for being grit people. I will never attempt to change your mind or limit your access to grits.

It’s okay that it’s for you!