listen I can totally see Asterius and Theseus being an item but IMO...Theseus is a total and complete himbo and it would all just whizz past him

asterius: for the last time, we& #39;re boyfriends, dude. we& #39;ve been dating for years now
theseus: YES YES, WE ARE FRIENDS! WHO ARE BOYS!

they probably have literally been married for a thousand years or whatever but theseus is just. so. dumb. that he doesn& #39;t get it.

asterius: theseus we are literally gay
theseus: VERILY MY DEAR BULL-HEADED FRIEND https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">I AM INDEED GAY https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">GAY WITH EXCITEMENT FROM OUR LAST FIGHT https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⚔️" title="Gekreuzte Schwerter" aria-label="Emoji: Gekreuzte Schwerter"> THE HEAT OF BATTLE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">THE ROAR OF THE CROWD https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📣" title="Anfeuerungsmegafon" aria-label="Emoji: Anfeuerungsmegafon"> THE ENDLESS SURGE OF PURE, RAW MASCULINE ENERGY https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♂️" title="Männliches Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Männliches Zeichen">