for everyone who's been keeping up with me losing my mind over JJBA... I just watched the first episode of Golden Wind and you know exactly when I started screaming at my screen

DIO!

What is this? One Piece for gangsters? You can’t just recruit people who are trying to kill you

WAIT! Why didn’t any of you warn me the closing theme was Jodeci!???!!

I hate y’all and this stupid show. I can’t stop laughing

He really said that with a straight face

this is the most intense prison I've ever seen in a show

holy crap this dude is huge!

...I'm a bit concerned that his toilet is so small

Did he just ...eat his own ...fingers?

Man, I’m just here for the outfits and the posing. Why does this show have to be so gross??

I would fail this loyalty test instantly

I still don't understand blonde JoJo's powers. I'm gonna have to look it up later

the little noise this man just made

the heck Koichi! that's breaking and entering. Has hanging with the Jos turned you into a criminal?

I like this old man

oh no! Leave the old dude alone! He was just tryna help

ah! this is because I said I liked him isn't it? Everyone I like dies!!

Every single character I get attached to. I’m like the grim reaper of this show

Three episodes in and I’m ready to quit

I really just sat here mad for 5 minutes. I need a break so I can actually finish this art I started

Here, you can read this and reminisce over this show breaking my heart multiple times https://twitter.com/ONeillJones/status/1300492790883905536?s=20

I can't get over how big this dude is... like, he's gotta be 12 feet tall right? He's not even standing up

I know too many people like this

it is bothering the heck out of me that he keeps his bananas in the fridge

Did he ever get around to actually being a marine biologist or whatever?

man, I don't know Koichi

This is the same kid who forgave and dated his stalker so I don't trust his judgement or Dio's genes

oh snap! that banana's loaded

that is Dio's childe ...I trust no blondes on this show

ok, I recognize them from memes... I feel like I've finally arrived

I want y'all to know this ED takes me out each and every time. my productivity is in shambles

ok, finally got a response to my email so this JoJo break is over. Gonna pick back up with episode 5 later

it's ...JoJo time

When we left off Polpo was offed by a piece of fruit and Dio Jr was (rightfully) unbothered. Bruno's about to introduce us to the crew. I am excited

this is the fanciest org chart I have ever seen

Bruno is surprisingly on board with Dio Jr's whackadoodle plan to beat the boss

FighTING GOOOOOOOOLD....

whoa. this dude's face

jesus, bro. eyes on the road!

oh snap! This really is one piece for gangsters

Ole dude heard Bruno knew where the money was and said say less lol

ok, so I have this theory that people who love the same foods I do can't be evil. Whoever ordered the strawberry cake is my new fav

there he go

woah, this is the most intense study session I've ever witnessed

oop. Mom's here. Y'all in trouble

LMAO ...no one is impressed by Dio Jr at all

Aw gross! Not in the teapot!

I am so upset right now

He's 15?? I can never tell how old anyone is in this dang show

he's not gonna ...oh my God he did

that's what I just yelled

his explanation is grossing me out EVEN MORE

I bet Mista wouldn't split a pole

Narancia and Mista just disappeared. I'm scared

ah! Fugo too!

Abbacchio don't trust this brat and neither do I

that's what I wanna know

pfft ...you're dead to me Abbacchio

I don't see how telling me Abbacchio was once a dirty cop is supposed to make me like him

Almost forgot Giorno was in the middle of being killed

whaaaat is going on? Moody Jazz?

bwahahahah.... they deflate?? the heck?

sir. was that really the best comparison you could come up with?

This Zucchini dude's stand powers are weird

I am so stressed. Where is he hiding? The boat isn't that big

I had to pause, because the thought of a grown man hating this teen on sight and acting like he's his mortal enemy is hilarious to me

How you gonna solve the mystery and not tell the rest of us?? Now you're gone and we don't know how to save you!

I know the fly isn't the bad guy, but I kind of wish he were

LOL, this dude is too intense

why are we getting a birding lesson on marine waterfowl?

it's a good thing he didn't pay for this yacht, cause he would NOT be getting his deposit back

maaaaannnnn.... I thought it was a mistake in the animation when they sailed off in the wrong boat

these stand powers are ridiculously specific and convoluted

wait... where are the other three?? why end the episode there?

these ending credits, jesus. It feels like I accidentally hit play on a @Steph_I_Will tweet

ok. ONE more episode then I'm done for the day. This yacht within a yacht thing hurt my head

Wow they're kicking this dude like a soccer ball

GAAAAAHHHHHH.... FISH HOOK! FISH HOOK

I am flailing right now. I can't take this

1. I thought Mista broke the boom box with the sprite earlier

2. do we really have time for a dance break?

everyone who told me I'd love this show ...know that I am judging you

Never thought I'd feel bad for zucchini dude

Listen Mista. If that dance number didn't make him talk he ain't ever talking. Zucchini ain't no snitch

Giorno inherited his daddy's bad habit of monologuing

who gave Mista a gun??

oh that's his stand. Still, Mista doesn't strike me as a responsible gun owner

Dio Jr: we've got less than 20 minutes to find and kill a man whose face and name we don't know on this island full of tourists

Mista: snack time

This man is wise

Aw, Mista is a good dad

Everyone on this island looks shady as hell. How are they gonna figure out who their target is?

This was ...not a good plan

ok, I was wondering how Mista's stand worked.. that's adorable

I like these guys

of COURSE the episode ends on a cliffhanger. You know what, I'm not falling for it. I'm stopping here for the day (mostly so I can recover from that torture scene ...if I can recover)

iiiiiiiiiiiiit's JoJo time!

mute this thread or run while you still can

I took me a few days to recover because every time I started to hit play new questions about the last episode would pop up. Like, how the hell did they fix that boombox? Why did everyone know the choreography? does Bruno know the dance moves?

Anyway