People denying the fact this is the best time to be alive in recorded human history spent the past 6 months in heated apartments playing Animal Crossing and crying over politics on twitter

My granddad was taken from his school and put in a Russian concentration camp

Bless them
99.99999% of your ancestors has to shit in a hole in the ground and wipe their asses with leaves

But keep broadcasting to the world on your pocket sized supercomputer about how awful the world is and how much your life sucks
"WAH 2020 IS SO HARD THIS IS THE WORST YEAR EVER"

99.999999% of your ancestors died in squalor after a few hard decades at the very fucking best

You have a fucking heated waterfall in your house

Shut the fuck up
Every single one of your ancestors would carve their own legs off with a rusty spoon to get to live your life for a single weekend

You live better than kings did

Yet all you do is piss and moan about things outside your control

And do fuck all about that within

What a waste
GOOD NEWS!

I have created a cure for the mind virus that fools people into thinking this isn& #39;t the peak of recorded human history

It is a concentrated dose of the psychotech known as "Meaningwave" in the form of a playlist

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