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V wanted to watch all the twilight movies so now I am day drinking sangria and we just started new moon. (Edward is controlling and terrible)
These were terrible examples of relationships to be obsessed with when I was tiny. Bella, just be okay with being alone?!?!
Ugh okay we started eclipse and almost right off the bat Edward does something to Bella’s truck so she can’t go see Jacob?? Gross.
Okay we are resuming the marathon- I’ve realized that I didn’t see most of these movies somehow??
At one point Jacob says “being with me would be easy, like breathing” and as someone over thirty I really want to scream at Bella THOSE RELATIONSHIPS ARE BETTER. The passion and the drama burn you out.
Is that a Taylor Swift lyric? Maybe.
Now Bella is weirdly pregnant and Jake is fighting the other wolves and Seth is my favorite: “will you really fight your brothers? Your sister?” “If it’s the right thing to do.”
The imprinting with a (even fast growing) baby thing isn’t my jam either
I get that it was just a way to end the impending wolf-vampire war over the demon child being born, but like... nah, lazy.
Alice’s vision fucked me UP. Cannot believe we watched all five of those movies in two days!!!
Also still annoyed that becoming a vampire turned Bella from a gaunt skeleton of a person into a fake eyelashed, contoured 
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