Extended Bio:

(Will be updated over time)

- Twitter Mogul

- Chief Engineer at NASA, Ph.D.

- Memetic Wallet Warfare

- My great-great-grandfather was "not" a member of the Illuminati

- Serial Entrepreneur (2 failed dropshipping stores)

- Meme Group Admin (means I'll go to Heaven)

- CEO of Comedy

- Inventor of Sales

- Memetic Engineering

- Full-time Conspira-Zoomer

- World-renowned Bamboozle Consultant

- Tabasco Addict

- The Mind behind your favorite memes

- Your average (just kidding) neighborhood International Playboy

- Professional Professional

- Probably also a doctor... I guess?

- Author (of this thread)

- Writer (I wrote this thread)

- Speaker (I once burped wayyy too loud at a restaurant)

- Philanthropist (Orgasm donator to hot Latinas and Aryan Girls)

- Elitist Shitposter

- King of Bavaria

- Ph.D. in Tier V Memes and Manspreading

- Your local Mindset Guy and Drug Dealer

- I teach Twitter Growth and Psychedelics Distribution Systems

- Kekistan's Leading Propagandist

- C-Level Executive at Shitposting Millionaire Playboys Inc.

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