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English Premier League managers as birders..
A thread:
A thread:
1. Sean Dyche
Hard cunt, thinks anyone with a Swaro has an unfair advantage in birding, keeps turning stuff up at a shite hole patch..
Hard cunt, thinks anyone with a Swaro has an unfair advantage in birding, keeps turning stuff up at a shite hole patch..
2. Scott Parker
Nice lad, doesn't offend anyone. Has 'views my own' on his Twitter bio...
Nice lad, doesn't offend anyone. Has 'views my own' on his Twitter bio...
3. Breden Rogers
Found loads on Shetland and everyone thought he was the 2nd coming. Now working Rutland and over looked a Semi P as a Little Stint..
Found loads on Shetland and everyone thought he was the 2nd coming. Now working Rutland and over looked a Semi P as a Little Stint..
4. Pep Guardiloa
Found 4 1st for the WP on The Azores, everyone knows he'd do fuck all at Minsmere...
Found 4 1st for the WP on The Azores, everyone knows he'd do fuck all at Minsmere...
5. Roy Hodgson
Not found much, but been everywhere and always spins you a great yarn about his foreign birding. Miracle he still gets out the house...
Not found much, but been everywhere and always spins you a great yarn about his foreign birding. Miracle he still gets out the house...
6. Steve Bruce
Been about a long time, never found anything, but people keep telling you he's competent...
Been about a long time, never found anything, but people keep telling you he's competent...
7. Frank Lampard
Came to your county with a huge reputation, swans about with 5k of optics and still isn't doing much...
Came to your county with a huge reputation, swans about with 5k of optics and still isn't doing much...
8. Jose Mourinho
Found birds wherever he's been, but talks a right load of fucking shit on Birdforum....
Found birds wherever he's been, but talks a right load of fucking shit on Birdforum....
9. Ole Gunnar Solskær.
Didn't deserve that job on Fair Isle, looks well out of his depth. Destined for a future at Pitsford Res...
Didn't deserve that job on Fair Isle, looks well out of his depth. Destined for a future at Pitsford Res...
10. Carlo Ancelotti
Sits on the BBRC, wrote a load of ID articles and seems a decent bloke...
Sits on the BBRC, wrote a load of ID articles and seems a decent bloke...
11. Dean Smith
Had a couple of good autumns, but in a few years people will be saying "whatever happened to Dean Smith?"
Had a couple of good autumns, but in a few years people will be saying "whatever happened to Dean Smith?"
12. Marcelo Bielsa
Underrated genius, does American Herring Gulls on call...
Underrated genius, does American Herring Gulls on call...
13. Mikel Arteta
Knocked about with some big names as a lad, has the right attitude to go all the way...future BBRC written all over him..
Knocked about with some big names as a lad, has the right attitude to go all the way...future BBRC written all over him..
14. Chris Wilder
Old school, rememebers stuff "when it was rare"; good banter, good birder and still patching his local res from when he was a boy..
Old school, rememebers stuff "when it was rare"; good banter, good birder and still patching his local res from when he was a boy..
15. Nuno Santo
Finds plenty, but has a great patch and a lot of time on his hands...
Finds plenty, but has a great patch and a lot of time on his hands...
16. David Moyes
Sold his house to move to Unst, spent 2 years finding fuck all, had a break down and moved back to the mainland..
Sold his house to move to Unst, spent 2 years finding fuck all, had a break down and moved back to the mainland..
17. Graham Potter
Nobody knows who he is, but apparently was doing miracles at Ottenby Bird Obs....
Nobody knows who he is, but apparently was doing miracles at Ottenby Bird Obs....
18. Slavan Bilic
Done pretty good abroad, but British birding is a cruel mistress. He will be calling the U.K shit and only birding Europe by next Christmas..
Done pretty good abroad, but British birding is a cruel mistress. He will be calling the U.K shit and only birding Europe by next Christmas..
19. Jurgan Klopp
Annoyingly good and nice with it, but if he carries on finding birds at this rate you'll soon be praying for him to fuck up..
Annoyingly good and nice with it, but if he carries on finding birds at this rate you'll soon be praying for him to fuck up..
20. Ralf Hasenhuttl
Harmless lad on the south coast, does a bit of moth trapping in the summer, 2 kids, wishes he could twitch more..
Harmless lad on the south coast, does a bit of moth trapping in the summer, 2 kids, wishes he could twitch more..
