#Storytime
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kinda a sad one but gotta tell it...don't ask me why 🤣.

Went out tonight for a bit to this little hole in the wall down the road from my house. By myself. Which is pretty typical of myself. Last minute decision 🤣. Anyhoo saw a few peeps I knew & one was a guy
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I used to work w/ his wife & I would house sit for them a lot...they have a in ground pool so it was pretty dope. Wifey is outta town so it was him & his cousin. So I was talking w/ the cousin & asked if he was married bc I didn't see a ring & I'm nosey like & he responds
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with "my wife passed away in March" 😳. So my nosey ass self was like OMG I'm so sorry...how did she pass away 😳? Cousin kinda looks at me as he's trying not to tell me with this look like it's bad but fucked up bad look like he doesn't want to tell me🤯. So I was like
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You don't gotta tell me about it, I'm sorry for being nosey, & cousin was said "no no it's ok...it's just she technically didn't die 😳🤣 (I immediately thought too myself oh shit this is gonna be good but not in a good way ya know)a Doctor from Arkansas came down here for
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A week & wifey told him she was going to Myrtle Beach for a few days w/ a girls trip. At the end of the week she comes home & leaves him (the cousin/her husband) too move to Arkansas w/ Doctor."

I immediately had to pick my jaw up & put it back to my mouth bc you read
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About these stories but don't actually hear them in person from the actual person it happens to, ya know. So I said to the cousin, was she talking w/Dr on the internet & of course yes that's how she met him. I said so you do know we live in a state where you could Sue Dr
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Right? & Cousin said "yes I know but I just told her if she just gets her shit & gets the fook out, now, & doesn't come back, I would be civil about it. So yes she is dead to me." 🤯😳

Y'all he's a pretty good looking guy so guess who gave him her business card 😂😂😂
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True story! Guess who called me when they got home😂.

Oh what a night 🤣

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