#Storytime
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kinda a sad one but gotta tell it...don& #39;t ask me why https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">.

Went out tonight for a bit to this little hole in the wall down the road from my house. By myself. Which is pretty typical of myself. Last minute decision https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">. Anyhoo saw a few peeps I knew & one was a guy

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I used to work w/ his wife & I would house sit for them a lot...they have a in ground pool so it was pretty dope. Wifey is outta town so it was him & his cousin. So I was talking w/ the cousin & asked if he was married bc I didn& #39;t see a ring & I& #39;m nosey like & he responds

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with "my wife passed away in March" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">. So my nosey ass self was like OMG I& #39;m so sorry...how did she pass away https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">? Cousin kinda looks at me as he& #39;s trying not to tell me with this look like it& #39;s bad but fucked up bad look like he doesn& #39;t want to tell mehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤯" title="Explodierender Kopf" aria-label="Emoji: Explodierender Kopf">. So I was like

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You don& #39;t gotta tell me about it, I& #39;m sorry for being nosey, & cousin was said "no no it& #39;s ok...it& #39;s just she technically didn& #39;t die https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> (I immediately thought too myself oh shit this is gonna be good but not in a good way ya know)a Doctor from Arkansas came down here for

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A week & wifey told him she was going to Myrtle Beach for a few days w/ a girls trip. At the end of the week she comes home & leaves him (the cousin/her husband) too move to Arkansas w/ Doctor."

I immediately had to pick my jaw up & put it back to my mouth bc you read

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About these stories but don& #39;t actually hear them in person from the actual person it happens to, ya know. So I said to the cousin, was she talking w/Dr on the internet & of course yes that& #39;s how she met him. I said so you do know we live in a state where you could Sue Dr

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Right? & Cousin said "yes I know but I just told her if she just gets her shit & gets the fook out, now, & doesn& #39;t come back, I would be civil about it. So yes she is dead to me." https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤯" title="Explodierender Kopf" aria-label="Emoji: Explodierender Kopf">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">

Y& #39;all he& #39;s a pretty good looking guy so guess who gave him her business card https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

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True story! Guess who called me when they got homehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">.

Oh what a night https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">

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