Let me tell you about one my visits to an Omega Psi Phi tailgate in 2015. It’s the Tennessee game - pretty sure it’s homecoming - so it’s lit lit in front of B.B. Comer.

My guys are real deal gonna wine and dine you at the tailgate. I’m talking about some grilled chicken, sides, etc etc.. and then this enigmatic and mysterious “oil” beverage. I’ve dabbled with the drink a couple times and I enjoy it.

I’m about to head into the stadium and boy DB fills up a fucking Nalgene of oil for me before I head out. Why I have a nalgene? Fuck if I know. But I’m lit, DB’s lit, everyone’s lit. I try to take this Nalgene into the stadium and the security are like “nah nah not happening.”

So I take 750 ML of oil to the skull in like 10 seconds like the heathen that I am. I come to my senses in the 4th quarter, and I’m in a fucking suite in BDS.

I’m with a bunch of old ass white dudes who I have no idea who they are. And I have been noncoherent drunk for 3 hours doing god knows what. My phones dead, I’m confused on who these dudes are, and how I got into this damn suite.

After that day, I learned the oil is a sipping beverage.. not for chugging.