My 60,000th Tweet will contain the summation of all of the wisdom I have scrounged up in my five decades. That& #39;s seven tweets from now.

There will be other surprises on the way. Some of them will make the world better. Others: not so much.

You& #39;ve been warned. #60kTweetfest
My countdown to 60,000 tweets continues with:

Black Lives Matter. Trump is a loser. Whatever you call it, cops need to chill the fuck out. White supremacists are a political, moral, and physical danger to all around them. People over property. Eat more gelato.

#60kTweetFest
Tweet #59,996. Tweet 60k will contain my ultimate wisdom.

Will it be about love and understanding? The importance of eating well and eating good? Martial arts? That @Assemblage_23 @thecruxshadows @F7A and @TBMassacre are great bands? Smuggling llamas? Gelato?

Wait and see...
Tweet #59,997. Tweet 60k will reveal the most vital lessons of my life!

My #sysadmin book "PAM Mastery" is on sale for Name Your Own Price at https://www.tiltedwindmillpress.com/product/pam/ 

VERY">https://www.tiltedwindmillpress.com/product/p... temporary sale, for #60kTweetFest.

Plus, coming in December: a new Montague Portal novel!
Tweet #59,998! Transcursive tweet 60k coming soon. SOON.

Best life advice I ever got: no matter how a life event overloads you, no matter busy or happy or angry or frustrated or deranged you feel, follow the 6-2-1 rule.

6 hours sleep.

2 actual meals.

1 shower.

#60kTweetFest
Tweet #59,999. Wash your hands! WITH SOAP.

My 60,000th tweet is next. Containing the summation of what I dubiously pass off as "wisdom."

What have I learned in my 50+ years? What lesson has stuck most? What has all of this #60kTweetFest been leading up to? WHAT IS THE TRUTH???
Underpants.

#60kTweetFest
Tweet 6.0x10^5+1.

That& #39;s it. That& #39;s #60kTweetFest.

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