#acoclb siobhan and emily playing sisters.... YES

#acoclb theo's dance being the same as kugrash's dance is very good

#acoclb i really want lapin to be like littlefinger, just super deceptive and evil. SAY NOTHING

#acoclb SAME, ALLY

#acoclb i love the cake man

#acoclb ET TU, FRUTE

#acoclb I cannot help but think about Emily saying that this is the closest Murph has come to playing essentially himself

#acoclb oh BIG DM mood

#acoclb I LOVE HER

#acoclb i love how ruby is like IMMEDIATE crush and girl i don't blame you

#acoclb lou and zac just dying at this avocado

#acoclb liam's detect poison spell!!!!!

#acoclb i cannot believe jet is romancing every npc in this campaign. between the commander and annabelle.... hello

#acoclb Jet: "I was saying your thighs are weapons!"
Annabelle: "Your majesty, my thighs /are/ weapons."
Amethar: "Well I just /died/—"

#acoclb Emily's little phew of "that was hot" @ annebelle....... sAME

#acoclb WHERE'S YOUR BULB NOW???!!!!!!!!!!!!

#acoclb i just fucking LOVE cruller

#acoclb "YOUR KING WAS ALMOST KILLED, DO A SADDER DANCE!" Murph is so good as Theo

#acoclb liam to the grape emperor: i like your infrastructure [gestures to the pillows he's leaning on]

ally taking annabelle cheddar's advice to get the emperor to like him is so funny and sweet

#acoclb MURPH WITH THE SCROLL IM DEAD

#acoclb “hail and we’ll met fellow peasant. Just talking a walk to... shit outside”
“What”
“WHAT”

#acoclb “Can I bring my pig... to jail?”

GOD ally with that one hit TKO

#acoclb Zac has been rolling nat 20s that are narratively significant at the end of like every episode good LORD

#acoclb holy FUCK the end of that episode.... fuck u Pope broccoli

#acoclb um Brennan casting cal as Timothy olyphant..... THAT is galaxy brain

#acoclb i really do need these talk back episodes in between story episode to decompress in between the stressful eps

#acoclb amethar crying to jet "please don't die for me"
I WANT TO CRY!!!!!!!!

#acoclb theo looking at plumbeline, spitting on the ground and hissing "you disgrace your father"..... MURPH just killing it

#acoclb how the fuck is this episode not ending in a tpk. i still have 1 hour left but like. they gotta run

#acoclb brennan describing theo as "a tornado of saving children" it's so valid

#acoclb IM LOU

#acoclb WOW. Poor Zac

#acoclb "Tell everybody how quick I am and that my dick is very small." Siobhan TKOing Brennan as fake!Thad is killing me

#acoclb "Liam, would you like to hold Sprinkle?"
"Yes—and then I reach for Theo instead to just hug him."

CRY LAUGH BUT ALSO CRY CRY

#acoclb i am SCREAMING at this liam & annabelle convo. "they would eat you ALIVE"

#acoclb nobody fucking likes blue cheese. fuck that dude. save primsy!!!!

#acoclb Murph: “I started trusting Annabelle more after she was mean to me.”
Emily: “I think that says more about Murph than Theo.”

#acoclb Ally: “you know what I like about you Brennan? We’re always fighting the church bad guys, season after season.”
Brennan: “I always thought I was more anti-capitalist, but sure, I’ll take it.”
Siobhan: “Two sides of the same coin!”

#acoclb I HOWLED

#acoclb MURPHS TWO NAT 20s in a ROW!!!

#acoclb I just love Brennan so much

#acoclb "The pontifex is pontifucked." I just love Emily Axford so much

#acoclb "It's like when you see a friend eat for the first time and it turns out they eat like a maniac." SCREAM

#acoclb low charisma party: the motto

#acoclb EXTREME WOOF AT THIS CARAMELINDA AND AMETHAR CONVO

#acoclb UH.... AMETHAR GETTING STABBED ON THE RAMPARTS WITH CAL????????? IS CAL. NO THIS CANNOT BE

#acoclb BRENNAN YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

#acoclb MY JAW IS ON THE GROUND

#acoclb THIS EPISODE IS CALLED "SAFE HARBOR" WHAT THE FUCK MAN THIS ISN'T EVEN A BATTLE EPISODE!!!

#acoclb cool how this is the tpk episode

#acoclb LITERALLY MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

#acoclb siobhan bursting into tears when she has ruby run away from a dying jet I WOULD PREFER MY OWN DEATH

#acoclb HAHAHAHAHA KILL ME INSTEAD

#acoclb I CAST KNOCK ON THE DOOR. IT AUTOMATICALLY OPENS THE DOOR

FUCK YES MURPH!!!!!!

#acoclb "If you think the adventurer's dead, I can assure you she's not." ;____________;

#acoclb in the talkback episode "There's just no world where we all go together to the lingerie store." KDGFHGJH

#acoclb
ally: "i want a grasshopper shake."
emily: "diner ice is colder than regular ice."
murph, narrowing his eyes: "everyone explain themselves."

#acoclb "My beautiful wife Emily is 20s all around, everyone else has commoner stats." I love their love

#acoclb Murph: "In the off chance that the monsters ate Emily and I didn't put the cookie out, that would be my fault."
Emily: "Murph, monsters could never eat me, I'm too powerful."
Murph: "That's true, twenties all around."

I LOVE THEIR LOVE!!!!!!

#acoclb Murph: "If you're gonna eat somebody, eat me!"
Siobhan: "The ultimate wife guy, Brian Murphy."
Murph: "I love my monster bait wife!!!!!"

#acoclb brennan: trying to introduce the episode
cast: no, shut up, too much murdering to do, let's go

#acoclb Cal doing the "warriors, come out to plaaaayyyyy" @ Carmelinda, YOU MOTHERFUCKER

#acoclb ruby is going to murder town!!!!!!

#acoclb Brennan encouraging Siobhan's move, "That's not shenanigans, that just rules" i LOVE DM AND PLAYER FRIENDSHIP

#acoclb theo taking damage for liam and whispering "no one else dies today" ;______;

#acoclb CRYYYYYYYYYYY

#acoclb big wait for it vibes with amethar the unfallen

#acoclb theo sending sprinkle to jet i AM FULL BAWLING

#acoclb ITS NAME IS PRINCESS

#acoclb truly the most profound zac has ever been on this show

#acoclb the shadow!jet & ruby goodbye............ LORD

#acoclb this is indeed how i'm judging all these fuckers now

#acoclb oh my god this terrifying little fucking gingerbread man