#acoclb siobhan and emily playing sisters.... YES
#acoclb theo's dance being the same as kugrash's dance is very good
#acoclb i really want lapin to be like littlefinger, just super deceptive and evil. SAY NOTHING
#acoclb SAME, ALLY
#acoclb i love the cake man
#acoclb ET TU, FRUTE
#acoclb I cannot help but think about Emily saying that this is the closest Murph has come to playing essentially himself
#acoclb oh BIG DM mood
#acoclb I LOVE HER
#acoclb i love how ruby is like IMMEDIATE crush and girl i don't blame you
#acoclb lou and zac just dying at this avocado
#acoclb liam's detect poison spell!!!!!
#acoclb i cannot believe jet is romancing every npc in this campaign. between the commander and annabelle.... hello
#acoclb Jet: "I was saying your thighs are weapons!"
Annabelle: "Your majesty, my thighs /are/ weapons."
Amethar: "Well I just /died/â"
Annabelle: "Your majesty, my thighs /are/ weapons."
Amethar: "Well I just /died/â"
#acoclb Emily's little phew of "that was hot" @ annebelle....... sAME
#acoclb WHERE'S YOUR BULB NOW???!!!!!!!!!!!!
#acoclb i just fucking LOVE cruller
#acoclb "YOUR KING WAS ALMOST KILLED, DO A SADDER DANCE!" Murph is so good as Theo
#acoclb liam to the grape emperor: i like your infrastructure [gestures to the pillows he's leaning on]
ally taking annabelle cheddar's advice to get the emperor to like him is so funny and sweet
ally taking annabelle cheddar's advice to get the emperor to like him is so funny and sweet
#acoclb MURPH WITH THE SCROLL IM DEAD
#acoclb âhail and weâll met fellow peasant. Just talking a walk to... shit outsideâ
âWhatâ
âWHATâ
âWhatâ
âWHATâ
#acoclb Zac has been rolling nat 20s that are narratively significant at the end of like every episode good LORD
#acoclb holy FUCK the end of that episode.... fuck u Pope broccoli
#acoclb um Brennan casting cal as Timothy olyphant..... THAT is galaxy brain
#acoclb i really do need these talk back episodes in between story episode to decompress in between the stressful eps
#acoclb amethar crying to jet "please don't die for me"
I WANT TO CRY!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO CRY!!!!!!!!
#acoclb theo looking at plumbeline, spitting on the ground and hissing "you disgrace your father"..... MURPH just killing it
#acoclb how the fuck is this episode not ending in a tpk. i still have 1 hour left but like. they gotta run
#acoclb brennan describing theo as "a tornado of saving children" it's so valid
#acoclb IM LOU
#acoclb WOW. Poor Zac

#acoclb "Tell everybody how quick I am and that my dick is very small." Siobhan TKOing Brennan as fake!Thad is killing me
#acoclb "Liam, would you like to hold Sprinkle?"
"Yesâand then I reach for Theo instead to just hug him."
CRY LAUGH BUT ALSO CRY CRY
"Yesâand then I reach for Theo instead to just hug him."
CRY LAUGH BUT ALSO CRY CRY
#acoclb i am SCREAMING at this liam & annabelle convo. "they would eat you ALIVE"
#acoclb nobody fucking likes blue cheese. fuck that dude. save primsy!!!!
#acoclb Murph: âI started trusting Annabelle more after she was mean to me.â
Emily: âI think that says more about Murph than Theo.â
Emily: âI think that says more about Murph than Theo.â
#acoclb Ally: âyou know what I like about you Brennan? Weâre always fighting the church bad guys, season after season.â
Brennan: âI always thought I was more anti-capitalist, but sure, Iâll take it.â
Siobhan: âTwo sides of the same coin!â
Brennan: âI always thought I was more anti-capitalist, but sure, Iâll take it.â
Siobhan: âTwo sides of the same coin!â
#acoclb I HOWLED
#acoclb MURPHS TWO NAT 20s in a ROW!!!
#acoclb I just love Brennan so much
#acoclb "The pontifex is pontifucked." I just love Emily Axford so much
#acoclb "It's like when you see a friend eat for the first time and it turns out they eat like a maniac." SCREAM
#acoclb low charisma party: the motto
#acoclb EXTREME WOOF AT THIS CARAMELINDA AND AMETHAR CONVO
#acoclb UH.... AMETHAR GETTING STABBED ON THE RAMPARTS WITH CAL????????? IS CAL. NO THIS CANNOT BE
#acoclb BRENNAN YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!
#acoclb MY JAW IS ON THE GROUND
#acoclb THIS EPISODE IS CALLED "SAFE HARBOR" WHAT THE FUCK MAN THIS ISN'T EVEN A BATTLE EPISODE!!!
#acoclb cool how this is the tpk episode
#acoclb LITERALLY MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
#acoclb siobhan bursting into tears when she has ruby run away from a dying jet I WOULD PREFER MY OWN DEATH
#acoclb HAHAHAHAHA KILL ME INSTEAD
#acoclb "If you think the adventurer's dead, I can assure you she's not." ;____________;
#acoclb in the talkback episode "There's just no world where we all go together to the lingerie store." KDGFHGJH
#acoclb
ally: "i want a grasshopper shake."
emily: "diner ice is colder than regular ice."
murph, narrowing his eyes: "everyone explain themselves."
ally: "i want a grasshopper shake."
emily: "diner ice is colder than regular ice."
murph, narrowing his eyes: "everyone explain themselves."
#acoclb "My beautiful wife Emily is 20s all around, everyone else has commoner stats." I love their love
#acoclb Murph: "In the off chance that the monsters ate Emily and I didn't put the cookie out, that would be my fault."
Emily: "Murph, monsters could never eat me, I'm too powerful."
Murph: "That's true, twenties all around."
I LOVE THEIR LOVE!!!!!!
Emily: "Murph, monsters could never eat me, I'm too powerful."
Murph: "That's true, twenties all around."
I LOVE THEIR LOVE!!!!!!
#acoclb Murph: "If you're gonna eat somebody, eat me!"
Siobhan: "The ultimate wife guy, Brian Murphy."
Murph: "I love my monster bait wife!!!!!"
Siobhan: "The ultimate wife guy, Brian Murphy."
Murph: "I love my monster bait wife!!!!!"
#acoclb brennan: trying to introduce the episode
cast: no, shut up, too much murdering to do, let's go
cast: no, shut up, too much murdering to do, let's go
#acoclb Cal doing the "warriors, come out to plaaaayyyyy" @ Carmelinda, YOU MOTHERFUCKER
#acoclb ruby is going to murder town!!!!!!
#acoclb Brennan encouraging Siobhan's move, "That's not shenanigans, that just rules" i LOVE DM AND PLAYER FRIENDSHIP
#acoclb theo taking damage for liam and whispering "no one else dies today" ;______;
#acoclb CRYYYYYYYYYYY
#acoclb big wait for it vibes with amethar the unfallen
#acoclb theo sending sprinkle to jet i AM FULL BAWLING
#acoclb ITS NAME IS PRINCESS
#acoclb truly the most profound zac has ever been on this show
#acoclb the shadow!jet & ruby goodbye............ LORD
#acoclb this is indeed how i'm judging all these fuckers now
#acoclb oh my god this terrifying little fucking gingerbread man