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this is a tread of me reacting to all of the harry potter movies for the first time
yes i saw the first one when i was 2/3 and i’ve seen bits and pieces on abc family over the years. i also read the first 3 books. i remember none of it tho so yeehaw let’s go
starting harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone
isn’t the book called the philosopher’s stone in the uk tho?? interesting that they chose sorcerer for the movie title rather than the og title. sorcerer sounds cooler if u ask me
god these are even longer than the star wars movies
so no one notices the old wizard walking down the street? ok
he’s stealing the light from the street lamps!! that feels illegal
omg that cat has the same last name as me
they have no faith in hagrid huh
that isn’t what i thought dumbledore would sound like
didn’t jk rowling say dumblrdore is gay???? good for him
HAGRID HAS A MOTERCYCLE??
mcgonagall is the only one who cares about harry’s wellbeing. dumbledore has no right to run a school when he let harry live here
HAGRID BROUGHT HARRY HERE ON HIS BIKE ???
he do be living in a staircase tho
who’s this other kid he’s so annoying
dudley’s an ungrateful brat but i’m laughing bc the “36 i counted them myself” like is a tiktok trend now
i’m surprised they’re taking harry to the zoo
NO MEALS FOR A WEEK?? this can’t be legal
so harry can speak snake
so harry can dissolve glass with his mind
i’m surprised they let harry get mail
oh i guess they don’t let him get mail
look at all those chickens
why do they wanna keep harry so bad they hate him anyway
uncle: they won’t find us here
hagrid: rip them i’m different
hagrid: rip them i’m different
aww he got a cake
aunt is pressed and for why. the kid turned 11 two minutes ago chill stop being rude
dudley that ain’t ur cake
dudley said 
why isn’t hagrid allowed to do magic
diagon alley was just as busy in universal studios
what’s the difference between this place and hogsmeade
not hagrid calling hogwarts safe. if it were there wouldn’t be so many books
richest 11 year old ever draco is probs jealous
what happens if u break ur wand this seems like a super specific process
voldemort’s wack harry was a literal infant
not the whole light side dark side thing again i can’t go through this again i’m still not over ben solo
hagrid: i gotta go
also hagrid: doesn’t tell harry about the whole needing to run through a wall thing
also hagrid: doesn’t tell harry about the whole needing to run through a wall thing
aww there’s the weasley mom
idk anything about percy but i hate his energy
harry flexing his money and spending it unwisely i see
why did ron name his rat that
hermione no need to be mean
so hagrid isn’t allowed to do magic but he CAN be solely responsible for the travel of every student. how does that make sense.
draco is such a brat and for why
can u image if draco was anything other than slytherin. a much needed vibe check
is snape wearing eyeliner it looks like he’s wearing eyeliner
putting the same hat on all these kids seems like a health hazard. does lice not exist at hogwarts.
lookin at those stairs makes me winded. not with my asthma no ma’am
why’s that portrait look like me oh my god
neville said 
mcgonagall is a legend but i can’t spell her name right bc i keep going to spell it like mine
not the twins telling harry he probably won’t die or go missing
that’s one angry dog
ron is the only one in this trio that has any bit of sense
quidditch doesn’t make a damn bit of sense
harry’s lowkey hilarious also this levitation teacher is nice
ron is mean for no reason
IS THE PROFESSOR DEAD i’m blaming snape
omg ok he’s not dead
why is snape talking shit to harry as if he ain’t ELEVEN
twins don’t seem to be very good at this game
NOT HERMIONE LIGHTING SNAPE ON FIRE maybe SHE is the troublemaker here
i really thought seamus and oliver were the same person
hagrid having a dragon seems like a bad idea
personally if i looked in the mirror of erised i would see a lifetime supply of cranberry-apple juice
not them splitting up in this forest hagrid why on earth .....
his scar is his spidey-senses
did neville just threaten to fight them
LMAO hermione said no 
but i fw u for trying
but i fw u for trying
ron is literally so chill with risking his life ???
OMG PROFESSOR QUIRRELL ?!?!?!?!
what in the damn hell .... this literal two-faced dude ......
why does voldemort hate the potter family again ??? was that addressed ???
DID HARRY JUST KILL THIS DUDE
NOT NEVILLE GETTING TEN POINTS FOR TELLING HARRY HE WAS GONNA FIGHT HIM
no way are they sending harry to live with his shitty family for the summer
does hogwarts have summer school
ok the movie is over i give it like a 6.7/10 just bc it was good but i feel like it can get better
starting the chamber of secrets
ok i lied now i’m starting it
now that i think about it i think i have a couple of these movies laying around somewhere with my old stuff from before i moved out and i just never watched them lol
omg harry is upstairs did he upgrade from the cupboard
not uncle vernon saying to be grateful ....
dobby chose a bad time to show up
WHY IS HE SLAMMING HIMSELF AGAINST THE DRESSER
WHY IS HE SLAMMING THE LAMP ON HIS HEAD
