I apologise if I& #39;ve given you all the wrong impression here, but I am a B R O K E N man right now. I& #39;m barely keeping it together. Organising during a plague is like staring the Devil in the eye.
I& #39;m fussing over the tiniest of details to distract myself from the fact I have No Control over anything that actually matters.
On that note - I& #39;m very carefully making a playlist of music to play during the half-hour before the service starts.

Nobody will notice or pay any attention to it, but it will be PERFECT.
I am currently being brutally reminded that my taste in religious music is heavily tilted towards the deeply depressing.

Had to stage a mini-intervention inside my own brain to stop myself adding this beautiful sadness to my baptism playlist: https://open.spotify.com/track/3quguZX6rYK4xmYRQJsIub?si=z4_eJoMLQZ6Y-oI_W-ko-w">https://open.spotify.com/track/3qu...
(it may be removed from the playlist later.)
Once I showed a priest the contents of my hymn-filled spotify playlist called "Theological Crisis", and he just looked at me in horror and went "This is just all the depressing ones. This is a funeral playlist. You& #39;ve made a funeral playlist."
Guess I& #39;ll be testing a number of playlist variants out on people who AREN& #39;T melodramatic depressed poets.

You know. To check which one is the least unbearably sad.
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