Ok, I got hotdogs and buns and now I just have to run by the bank to BOOM
OH my god, oh my god. That came from that way so I'm gonna go this way. shit. I'm just gonna drive away. Oh shit my kid is with me.
Okay no other boom that's good. So hopefully I'm going the right way away from it. Safety is where? Where? In the car? In a building here, is that the boom BOOM.
Oh fuck another boom, but that one sounded further away. I still haven't seen one. No more. No more. Going the right direction. Shit I have my kid with me. Just keep here in the car and go forward and away to be safe. No more booms.
Okay good. Sirens, but no more booms. I think we're going the right way. We'll just drive out in the country for a bit to calm down. I'll go to the bank tomorrow.
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