Ok, I got hotdogs and buns and now I just have to run by the bank to BOOM
OH my god, oh my god. That came from that way so I& #39;m gonna go this way. shit. I& #39;m just gonna drive away. Oh shit my kid is with me.
Okay no other boom that& #39;s good. So hopefully I& #39;m going the right way away from it. Safety is where? Where? In the car? In a building here, is that the boom BOOM.
Oh fuck another boom, but that one sounded further away. I still haven& #39;t seen one. No more. No more. Going the right direction. Shit I have my kid with me. Just keep here in the car and go forward and away to be safe. No more booms.
Okay good. Sirens, but no more booms. I think we& #39;re going the right way. We& #39;ll just drive out in the country for a bit to calm down. I& #39;ll go to the bank tomorrow.
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