when it comes to stone lion guardians, usually only one of them is supposed to have the ball under the paw to represent that they're the female of a male/female pair

you know what this means...

THEY'RE LESBIANS

the squad tries and fails to break down the door with the lesbian lion

thankfully, nothing happens to the emperor in the time it takes for them to get into full drag

but this scene is actually really offensive because WHY IS SHANG NOT IN DRAG??????

i just know some of you sinners are gonna ship the emperor and shan yu

fun fact: there is absolutely nothing Mongolian about Mongolian barbecue. It was invented in Taiwan in 1951 by comedian Wu Zhaonan.

when the drag queens win a war with their pads

SHANG IS SUCH A NEEEEEEEERDD LOOOOOOOOOL HE LITERALLY PUT HIS CAPE BACK ON AFTER TAKING IT OFF 5 MINUTES EARLIER

YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i heard somewhere that this is a real martial arts technique but i am too lazy to research

the Chinese on this says DANGER

in true disney fashion they killed a man and then never spoke of him again

mulan is the new emperor now, thanks everyone for following this thread!!

im kidding i got a few more things to explain smh, the Chinese on Chi Fu's clipboard is like "General Li Report“

in the original ballad, the emperor does indeed offer Mulan a position in the court, but she turns it down to go back to her family

she is definitely not but we don't care

S H A N G

YOU NERD

you can't out sass an emperor actually

peak asian grandma is Mulan saving the whole country and her chief concern is still Mulan not having a boyfriend

WHOO! SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!!!!!

HE CAME ALL THE WAY TO HER HOUSE AND STILL COULD NOT FLIRT

MULAN IS PULLING ALL THE WEIGHT IN THIS RELATIONSHIP SMH

George Takei finally accepts Mushu, the ancestors have a disco dance party, AND SO ENDS THE QUEEREST DISNEY MOVIE EVER

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