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They were pro heroes and
never really cared about popularity rankings (other than the official one where they constantly trying to top each other), UNTIL they were guests in this famous variety show. + https://twitter.com/noctoyuki/status/1314516834066919430
They were pro heroes and
never really cared about popularity rankings (other than the official one where they constantly trying to top each other), UNTIL they were guests in this famous variety show. + https://twitter.com/noctoyuki/status/1314516834066919430
+The show did a national scale questionnaire to determine which hero is more popular in each categories.
The number of categories that and won were tied and the last category that’s about to be announced will become the tie breaker. +
The number of categories that
and won were tied and the last category that’s about to be announced will become the tie breaker. +
+It was popularity among children and of course, won. didn’t hate children, but he didn’t entertain them either, especially on the job where he wants everything to be as efficient as possible.+
won. didn’t hate children, but he didn’t entertain them either, especially on the job where he wants everything to be as efficient as possible.+
+Whereas was smiling too generously and all the children were smitten by him. That sly little shitty Deku, thought to himself. This is a shitty show and those results had nothing to do with his achievements as a hero.+
was smiling too generously and all the children were smitten by him. That sly little shitty Deku, thought to himself. This is a shitty show and those results had nothing to do with his achievements as a hero.+
+But losing to (even in the most pointless stuff) made ’s whole body itched. So after the MCs were done with their BS commentaries about needs to be more friendly or some shit, raised his hand to interrupt. The staff were flustered because it’s not in the script+
(even in the most pointless stuff) made ’s whole body itched. So after the MCs were done with their BS commentaries about needs to be more friendly or some shit, raised his hand to interrupt. The staff were flustered because it’s not in the script+
+but the MC let him speak anyway.
: i want a rematch.
He said nonchalantly
MC: oh! Interesting. How are we gonna do this?
The MC is a pro, and this sounds like an idea that would increase the show rating.+
: i want a rematch.He said nonchalantly
MC: oh! Interesting. How are we gonna do this?
The MC is a pro, and this sounds like an idea that would increase the show rating.+
: 2 months. In 2 months retake that stupid children questionnaire. I’ll win it. sat there smiling but troubled and in utter disbelief: ka.. kacchan... it’s no—: shut it! It’s a war Deku just gave the longest sigh of his life. Why did it became like this.+
They were managed by the same hero agency so there’s no point in being a rival in these kind of entertainment rankings.
MC: competitive as always! Amazing! hero Deku, do you accept this challenge?
’s head hurts. But he had no choice.
MC: competitive as always! Amazing! hero Deku, do you accept this challenge?
’s head hurts. But he had no choice.
Since then, would bring candies and snacks and start bribing the children. He would perform little firework using his quirk while the children stood in awe. Bribery is not heroic, Kacchan, thought to himself.
would bring candies and snacks and start bribing the children. He would perform little firework using his quirk while the children stood in awe. Bribery is not heroic, Kacchan, thought to himself.
still thinks that this rivalry is ridiculous but he is competitive by nature (especially when it comes to Kacchan) so he couldn’t help but starting to mutter strategies to keep his spot in children’s popularity poll.
Next thing we know, signed a contract with one of the biggest theme parks and planning to start a collaboration merch. He will also be a guest in one of the theme park stage soon. It will only be for a 30 mins stage appeal to bigger children audience,+
signed a contract with one of the biggest theme parks and planning to start a collaboration merch. He will also be a guest in one of the theme park stage soon. It will only be for a 30 mins stage appeal to bigger children audience,+
AND doesn’t involve bribery (but still petty)
would sign a contract with the other big theme park AND went as far as appearing in the most famous children show on national TV.
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That episode hit the all time high rating.
would sign a contract with the other big theme park AND went as far as appearing in the most famous children show on national TV.•
That episode hit the all time high rating.
They couldn’t reappear on the show within 2 months but the show kept their words and retook the questionnaire. This time won by the slightest margin.
was quite happy with the result, but was PISSED. So he challenged for a long term rematch. +
won by the slightest margin. was quite happy with the result, but was PISSED. So he challenged for a long term rematch. +
2 years, because there’s no way Kacchan could keep being “nice” to the children consistently for 2 years, said. The questionnaire can be done through 3rd party service or whatever. They’ll figure it out later.
said. The questionnaire can be done through 3rd party service or whatever. They’ll figure it out later.
Fast forward and both of them SOMEHOW own foster homes, schools, a theme park, children hospital, and their own baby and children goods brand.
theme park, children hospital, and their own baby and children goods brand.
SOMEHOW “they” ended up moving to a big house and adopting children of their own, and because raising children alone is not possible for them, but it’s THEIR competition (where no one is allowed to intervene),+
they ended up registering as a family (they would refuse to call it marriage because they’re petty like that)
When their children reached legal age, they would hand them questionnaire asking which dad was their favorite.+
When their children reached legal age, they would hand them questionnaire asking which dad was their favorite.+
After their children were adults and lived on their own, would then find other petty rivalries that no one cared (except for themselves) and they would always go plus ultra in trying to top each other.
would then find other petty rivalries that no one cared (except for themselves) and they would always go plus ultra in trying to top each other.
Even during a cuddle (??) session after a long steamy NSFW deed, they would go
: i won
: no! I mean you’re great as always kacchan, but this time i won because— *mutter mutter mutter*
And then would go for another round to shut up. The end.
: i won: no! I mean you’re great as always kacchan, but this time i won because— *mutter mutter mutter*And then
would go for another round to shut up. The end.
