Thread: Okay, boom so it’s 2016 and I’m brand new to Virginia Beach and fresh out of an abusive relationship and really just messing with people no real connection to be made I just wanna have fun until I meet this guy. We’ll call him Jared. https://twitter.com/gwotthot/status/1314588564089339906

Now Jared is one fine dude. Tall, muscular, dressed well, always just looked hella fly. He took me on a couple of dates and was hounding me about being his girl. Spent money on me, never let me open a door, or pump my own gas. The whole 9

couple of weeks in I notice things that were off about this dude. Whenever he took a phone call it had to be outside, whenever he said he’d sleep over something would happen and he would have to leave. He swore he had roommates but everytime I was over No roommates & now I’m like

But good dick makes everybody a little stupid so I decide to ignore it because this man use to also pay my light bill & would help me clean my house etc so I let things go

So here I am living my blissfully dumb life when thanksgiving comes around and he tells me he’s gonna be driving down to Miami with some friends for the holiday and that he’ll be busy for a couple of days. TWO DAYS WENT BY AND HE DIDNT MESSAGE ME ONCE.

So now I’m angry and I go to my groupchat and all of my thot ass friends are like “get hot and go on a date & that’ll get his attention” and at this point I’m so annoyed (low key spiteful) that I say fuck it and I let this girl whose had an eye on me for a while take me out.

When I’m out with her the guilt starts flooding in immediately. This girl was gorgeous, funny, tall, and 10/10 a fun time. I realize that I have to tell her that I’m using her & that it isn’t right but I’m literally mortified that she’s gonna leave me on the side of the road.

& as I’m getting the nerve to tell her what an awful person I am she’s scrolling through Instagram & the audio for the mannequin challenge comes on & excitedly she goes “LOOK I LOVE THESE THINGS” & who the fuck do I see frozen in a too full of Hispanic people? JARED’S BLACK ASS

And without even fucking skipping a beat she goes “yeah I work with her and her boyfriend on ship & they are so cute together. I think this is their first holiday together”

I waited til he posted a video on Snapchat of him driving home and sent her the receipts so I knew he’d have no choice but to fight with ol girl for that whole 13 hour drive because you not about to make me look stupid and think I’m taking the high road

I later found out that it was his gf’s house (hed bring me over on her duty days), her car he’d pick me up in, her who was on the phone with him & paid for all of his cute outfits. I told her everything & she didn’t blame me & seemed genuinely kind. They have two kids now :)

And that’s the story of how I found out I was the side chick because of a stupid fucking challenge in 2016