And now, a brief interlude of down-throat shoving. No, not in a porn way. In a rhetorical way! Any other way is, at most, subtext.

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/2 Do not be shoving things down Mr. Wood's throat when he turns on the teevee if you please. Target children some other way! https://twitter.com/mikewoodbigdeal/status/1314520327620300800?s=20
/3 Will doesn't want laws shoved down his throat. Will, have you tried reading them online? https://twitter.com/wiljudson84/status/1314582204769591297?s=20
/4 Jazzie refuses to have lies shoved down her throat and therefore stands with President Trump, who peels them like a grape and delicately feeds them with scented fingers https://twitter.com/JasminNTaylor2/status/1314668007143038976?s=20
/5 KC explains how God will protect our throats by killing us with a volcano. Super interesting theology KC! https://twitter.com/kc_darby/status/1314672217473638400?s=20
/6 Sasha is ... oh holy god in heaven no let's skip that one
/7 Someone made DBS watch Aquaman and he's not all the way back yet, I blame @DavidAFrench https://twitter.com/gimmethelooot/status/1314642138056085510?s=20
/8 This dude thinks HBO wants to shove the racism down his throat with a show that suggest racism might possibly exist alongside, I think, Cthulhu https://twitter.com/Horrorbigblue/status/1314008559806541829?s=20
/9 Finally, here's a representative sample of one of the vast number of Twitter users who believe that LeBron James has been shoved down his throat, which seems to be some sort of collective delusion. https://twitter.com/GswMidwest/status/1314309620979171332?s=20
/10 This has been a brief interlude of throat-shoving. Sorry to . . . well, you know.
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