Fuck it. I'm miserable and it seems like most of y'all are too. So I've got some time before dinner gets here. Who wants to hear something nice. Like this in the next few minutes and I'll say something nice about you. Or share something fun. I dunno. I'm making this up as I go.
Hey @kentdaitken! You're wicked smart and you care about making government better and smarter. That's awesome and valuable.
Oh man, @darcyknoll, you're an absolute legend, man. Gracious and funny. Sorry I nearly killed you and /or @RyanTumilty that time.
Hi @scott_pm, I don't know if we've actually met? If we did it was ages ago. But you do cool work and your charity suit operation is incredibly helpful
Oh crap I'm falling behind! @SandraMHOey one of my favourite this ever is seeing people I knew "back in the day" go on and kick ass in exactly the way it was obvious they were going to because they've always been amazing people.

And that's you. Just so we're clear.
Hey @fostersarah! I think you're just an incredible and insightful person and I'm glad we found each other again on the twitters.
And @stephgray88! Teaching at AC Perth was such a cool experience for me and I'm grateful you were there to help me through it.
Oh hey @desmier04, we haven't met I'm almost positive but you represented Canada in ball hockey and that's one of the coolest things I can imagine happening to a person. Your sports takes are great and I'm glad I get to follow you.
And @gleegz! You're on my list of "Twitter people I hope I get to meet for reals one day because they seem incredibly cool but also good, in the way that they want to do good work and make things gooder"
Oh man, this is actually working, I am so much happier than I was when I started doing this.
Hey @613SportsChick, you make #HockeyTwitter better and kinder and funnier. AND THAT DOGGO!
I mean, @anthonyschein, what is there to say? My brother from another ... union. Punc rock royalty, really
And @Sheer_Rossyness! Pretty sure it's your fault that so many amazing people came out of the SSS ranks.
. @hipfleminski! I sometimes feel like Ottawa Twitter peaked like 8 years ago when because of people like you. Not that you've become worse since then, you're still great. But too many other people showed up.
You can follow @joeboughner.
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