So I just donated $1 to Joel Osteen in exchange for the Inspiration Cube. Updates as this story develops. https://www.joelosteen.com/monthlyoffer/the-inspiration-cube

Here is the line item in the confirmation email:

I'm so ready to be inspired. I hope the shipping doesn't take too long.

I called Osteen's ministry and spoke to Kelly (who was extremely kind and helpful) who told me that my Magic Box had already shipped. Say what you want, that's some amazing service. Speaking with a kind human may end up being the most inspiring part of this whole transaction.

My Osteen Hexahedron hasn't arrived yet. I did not want to get up this morning. The long darkness always makes it feel much earlier than it is. Hopefully the shipping will be quick so I can soak in the needed inspiration. In the meantime, here's an inspiring Osteen quote:

"How unhappy it was! Your scalpel cut to the quick of the wound, so that I should leave all these ambitions and be converted to you, who are ‘above all things’ (Rom. 9: 5) and without whom all things are nothing, and that by conversion I should be healed."

Apologies, that was an Augustine quote. I get those mixed up a lot. Here's Osteen:
"Do all you can to make your dreams come true."