The Darren Crimes story today is Hilarious.

Perhaps he’ll plead ‘stupidity and naivete’ again. That’s how he dodged to go into jail after his previous criminality.

He is charged with inciting racial hatred, and has immediately gained support from ... all the racists.

A reminder in case you didn’t know who Darren Crimes is.

He is the Remainer who suddenly decided to be a Brexiter when he mysteriously found £675,000 in his bank account from shady sources, to secretly pay off Cambridge Analytica for their multiple illegal activities.

Darren Crimes, having already identified himself as a useful idiot, then grifted a job by a Far Right Think Tank (with more shady funding sources) being investigated for masquerading as a charity (thus, they don’t need to reveal their shady funding sources)

Darren Crimes then mysteriously obtained further shady funding to start his little right wing website project, the platform on which he broadcast David Starkey‘s comments ... which leads us to the present day.

in the meantime Darren Crimes now considers himself to be an expert commentator on economics, politics, geopolitics and basically anything that’s happening in the news.

His qualifications for this are that he almost completed an NVQ in hairdressing.

There is of course nothing wrong with hairdressing. Vital, skilled service. Some of my best hairdressers are hairdressers.

But to my knowledge none of them try to promote themselves as an informed expert on anything and everything outside their chosen specialisation.