Hi. My name is Gummi. I was an avid tweeter in 2009. I was one of the first ever to hit 100k tweets, but then I left Twitter for 10 years. I share my thoughts at least 30x more than the average person. I am 5’3” and I am a lawyer and a cult leader.

I named my cult Cooperating Under Loving Tenets or “CULT” because honesty and transparency are important to me.

I accept other people’s birthdays as gifts. Even a portion of your birthday goes a long way. You can only lend me your own birthday. I do not steal birthdays.