frosting is too sweet and makes it so you can't taste a perfectly delicious cake, why would you go through all the trouble and toil of cake baking only to drown it in cheap sugar, I will die on this hill https://twitter.com/djsantero/status/1314176048309907456
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME FEEL WEIRD, I'VE BEEN SCRAPING FROSTING OFF MY CAKE BEFORE THE HORRIFIED STARES OF MY PEERS SINCE KINDERGARTEN, I WAS BORN INTO WEIRD, RAISED IN IT, DID NOT KNOW NORMAL UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A WOMAN
WHILE WE'RE AT IT I ALSO SCRAPE MOST OF THE FILLING OFF OREOS, EFF THAT CRAP, THE CHOCOLATE COOKIE IS PERFECTLY FINE BY ITSELF COME AT ME I AIN'T SCURRED
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