toh characters as minecraft players: a VERY IMPORTANT thread
luz
- hyperfixated on minecraft for YEARS. knows literally everything about the game its kinda scary
- definitely streamed at age 10
- loves minigames
- lives in a treehouse
- she gets a ton of dogs to fight mobs for her
willow
- travels for days until she finds a flower forest to make a house in
- makes HUGE gorgeous farms
- makes small really pretty houses... definitely watches videos to get build ideas
- hates mining. she only uses stone tools
- has a ton of parrots
gus
- world record speedrunner. knows every single trick
- prioritizes getting rare items instead of building houses, so he lives in a village
- good at redstone
- makes mob grinders
- definitely had a pixel art phase and has a world full of pokemon sprites
- has a pet dog
amity
- uses gold tools and armor because “it’s the most valuable”
- either really good or really bad at building, depends on the day
- knows how to make any banner possible. has all the recipes memorized. why
- has a ton of horses but never uses them
- lives inside a mountain
king
- digs straight down
- refuses to make a house so whenever night comes he digs a 2 by 1 hole and hides in it
- constantly fights pigmen
- ragequits every time he dies and then rejoins because he was actually having fun
- makes luz protect him
eda
- plays hardcore mode. loses five minutes in
- calls the game lame but then stays up till 5 am trying to find a diamond
- lives in a swamp and makes a house on the water
- only eats rotten flesh. refuses to take the bread luz tries to give her
- rearranges lilith’s stuff
lilith
- kinda bad at building
- spends hours mining but keeps forgetting to bring food
- finds a lot of diamonds but all her ores in her chest keep “despawning” (eda takes them)
- hates fighting skeletons so much
- probably uses a crossbow
boscha
- has to live far away from everyone because they keep destroying her base
- she hates mining. she gets all her good stuff from generated structures
- doesnt build. raids a woodland mansion and lives in it
- the best pvper ever. terrifying
- loves the nether
skara
- uses texture packs
- really good builder. lives in a tiny little cottage but builds like HUGE boats and castles
- she makes cute food like cake and cookies a lot
- has three pet cats
- she HATES creepers
- despises andesite. for good reason.
emira
- lives in a nice house
- goes to people’s houses and gives them “constructive criticism”
- has a sheep farm
- refuses to use torches. only uses lanterns or glowstone for light
- wants to understand redstone.... but its so confusing....
- likes to make banners
edric
- emira wont let him live in her house so he built a dirt hut right outside
- tries to fight iron golems with his fists. it doesnt work out
- enchants leather armor
- team glowsquid
- secretly very skilled at the game but just likes to have fun
emperor belos
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