Honestly, I miss the days when people used to describe things. These days novels are like, "She was outside. Her tooth hurt. She was in the dentist's office. She signed her name. She had forty-five minutes before she had to get back to her job. She was in the breakroom." https://twitter.com/chrisfluming/status/1300252661984325633

"Her mother called. She was at her mother's apartment. Her mother's dog barked. She was in the park. She wrapped the warm dog poo in a plastic baggie. The oceans were warming. On Twitter, people were complaining. She was home. She had dinner. She dreamed about cats."

"She checked her email. Two of her male coworkers were talking in the breakroom. She squeezed by them. She made coffee. At her cubicle, she thought about her mom's dog. She was in her mom's apartment. Her mom was making bread. On Twitter, people were fighting."

"She asked her mom about the dying oak tree. They were in the yard. Her mom's neighbors were peeping over the fence. She thought about a guy in seventh grade. She was at home. She warmed up leftovers. She checked work email. The oceans were warming. She went to sleep."

"Two male coworkers were talking about going to the bar the night before. She was eating spaghetti out of Tupperware. On Twitter, people were fighting. The oceans were warming. She went to her mom's apartment. She was in the dog park. Her mom's dog needed surgery. She went home."

"She had tapas with a female coworker. They were talking about their boss. Their boss had liked a Facebook post of a male coworker. On Twitter, people were fighting. The oceans were warming. She thought about something her mom had said about a Latvian cleaning lady."

"She went home. She had once had a friend from Southern California who was poor but was now rich. On Twitter, people were fighting. The oceans were warming. She reheated cold tea. She was at her mom's apartment. Her mom's dog needed surgery."

"She met her boyfriend. He was talking about microbrews. He had a small bald spot. They had sex. He didn't pull out. They went to CVS. he paid. She went home. He ate cold pizza on the edge of the tub. They talked about moving to a small house. They had no money. He went home."

"On Twitter people were fighting. She was at work. She ate cold noodles. She clicked on her spreadsheet. She was at her mom's apartment. Her mom's dog needed surgery. She texted a female coworker. Her male coworker's Facebook post had gone viral. The oceans were warming."

Anyway.

Kind of played myself, because I would actually like to read this novel, lol.