I think the “Pete is straight” stuff is silly but I do thing he presents publicly in a way that makes it very easy to forget he has any sexuality at all, a common move for closeted and/or assimilating queers. I empathize.
And obviously all of politics is a little sexless but idk, even Obama’s energy had more room for the idea that this is a guy who enjoys (polite and considerate) sex (with his wife). By contrast Mitt Romney’s aura is fairly sexless, I think.
Reagan’s vibe to me is sexless in the particular manner of heterosexual men who are aware that sex is physically pleasurable and especially A Thing Men Do but have never really devoted time energy or thought to how to actually enjoy sex. Men who have sex with the idea of Sex.
This is gross I’m gonna keep going. Bush I I don’t care about. Bush II seems horny in a hyper way (and hyper in a horny way. Probably a decent lay with proper instructions.) Bill is Bill and maybe a rapist.
Carter I have never really seen video of except as an ancient man building houses but I’m sure he does his best to satisfy his partners. Nixon was clearly bad at sex but enjoyed it very much even tho he didn’t necessarily think women were people.
Kennedy is Kennedy and fucked Marily Monroe. Probably decently? Idk. LBJ... didn’t he brag about how big his dick was? Horny in a “large in all his appetites” way. (Very American masculinity, yuck)
Eisenhower probably was Bush II-ish in his youth but the vibe was very low sex by the time he was Prez. Truman got up to freaky shit for sure. FDR idk need to watch some video, Hoover who the fuck knows, OBVIOUSLY Teddy Roosevelt fucks, Lincoln was gay and “verse” (ie a bottom)
That’s all the president’s sex auras I hope you enjoyed.
Like Truman definitely had a fetish. Idk if he was a BDSM guy or a feet guy or if it was something tame and normal like oral or whatever but no way that guy wasn’t kinky. My guess is rope, not sure if rope top or rope bottom.
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