£85K man, can they not live off that £82k a year? Is it getting difficult? Awwww bless, tell you what you have some extra money while I stay on me £20k and explain to each individual in the country why your decisions mean they don’t get as much money https://twitter.com/niallcutter1/status/1314530731553587200

I’ll talk people out of committing suicide because they don’t get any money from us anymore because of a flawed system that hasn’t worked for years, I’ll protect people from abusive partners who lash out because they haven’t got any money more

But you enjoy your payrise and extra holiday and fancy car and claiming expenses on your 70p bottle of water from the train station. I’ll just keep doing my job quietly and minding my own business while you make a laughing stock of yourselves and drive the country into the ground