I have work to do so naturally I started trying to work out how much of Trump's blood we could give to each person if it turned out his blood really WAS the vaccine

(it isn't)

and I learned that Brits STILL can't donate blood in Australia because of CJD! https://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/conditionsandtreatments/blood-donation#
if you're wondering, it's about 0.7 nanoliters (0.0000007ml) per person if you drain him all at once, or, if you take a pint of blood and let the blood cells regenerate, you could get about 0.3 nanoliters per person a year, if that Aussie blood donation site is correct.
but if Trump lived in Britain for >6 months between 1980 and 1996, then he wouldn't be allowed to donate his magical vaccine blood

(he never tweeted that his blood was the vaccine btw)

in Australia, because he might have mad cow disease, insert political joke here, thank you
the amount of work I have to do has not magically reduced while I tweeted this thread, bizarre
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