On BRIAN BLESSED’s official birthday, did you know that this is the one day where by Act of Parliament you are not just permitted but required to swear loudly in public?

May not be *entirely* safe for work on other days.
Special tip for Doctor Who fans: if you put on your The Trial of a Time Lord – Mindwarp Blu-ray today and enter the code BRIAN, it unlocks his very very slight misdelivery of a line so instead of being bleeped out, on 9th October only it will play:
“Let’s find the Fuckerons!”
Extra special note: only the first fact in this thread is true, if you couldn’t f—ing guess.
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