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A day in the life of a dog mum. A thread. Morning starts with a crushed extremities...
Breakfast will be a spectator sport.
Morning walks are rather than peasant...
Unless this happens...
Which will inevitably lead to this
Which then leads to this...
Which then results in this..
Trying to work is resented...
So play time is needed. Just ensure ball does not land on hedge...don’t ask!
In extreme cases, tv will help. Police interceptors is megs fave.
Remember that leaving the house without them is not acceptable at any time, not even for putting the bins out.
Don’t leave your fruit unattended
The postie is a man who brings treats. They will become obsessed and stalk him!
An afternoon look at my bits roll is always a must!
Trying to kill me is a favourite pass time.
Tea time. Not one minute late!!
You will be a person door opener and closer at least 49 times a day.
No fuss is not an option.
And finally, when the day is done, you can forget sleeping comfortably, well, because...
Most importantly though. Imagine life without them. No. Just no! 
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