In my five years as a Salem guide,

I have never been closer to just backing away from a tour group with both middle fingers up

than tonight, when a Tr*mp supporter mumbled that I was being politically biased about the corrupt SHERIFF INVOLVED IN THE FUCKING //WITCH TRIALS//.
Satan take the wheel.
If you need me, I will be astral projecting myself into a remote bog.
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