Walked in the kitchen to my girl drinking soda off a plate. Idk if I’m just really high or what but I went and got in the bed. Idk.
She said she didn’t want to wash a cup because she already did the dishes, so she poured the soda on a paper plate so she could just throw it away after. I want her out my house.
I’m scared to go to sleep.
What kind of...oaksjsjsjsksks a plate? I’m too high for this 😭
God made me walk in that kitchen at the right time. Can you imagine me living here not knowing she acts like this in private? ksjshsjsjsjsjjsjsjsjs. She think this about to be a peaceful night’s rest. Every few mins she gonna feel a nudge and hear “a plate, for real?”
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