watching The Towering Inferno.
So.... There was a room engulfed in flames and nobody noticed it for like seven hours?

Finally, after half a dozen people have perished and the fire has spread to about fifty floors, a second fire station is alerted.

Realizing that half the building is on fire, the distinguished Senator has the bright idea that people could use the stairs instead of waiting hours to use the elevator.

OJ just saved a kitten

And in the midst of it all, a lady falls in love with a guy who is admitting he tried to scam her by selling her fake stock certificates for a company that doesn't exist.

Ah crap the helicopter that was supposed to save everyone just blew up. When it rains it pours.

Blowing up the water tanks on the roof. Probably should've thought of that earlier

Ah, it's finally over, as is this thread.