Kamala Harris & Mike Pence galloping back to their dressing rooms to frack after the debate

This joke is problematic because the word “frack” is an unfunny substitute for “fuck” that a weirdo would use. Not my intention. I’m saying they’re both addicted to fracking & the 90 min debate where they couldn’t do their favorite thing was unbearable for them.

Thus ppl might (somewhat understandably) be enjoying this joke for the wrong reason. If that’s the case I want you to banish sex from your mind & laugh because of their maniacal devotion to a thing so few ppl care about, you can round it down to zero. Thanks!

For a visual, imagine them taking a well-worn sledgehammer they travel with, smashing open the floor of their dressing room & pumping poison fluid into the hole they’ve made as they breathe heavily and their eyes roll back in their heads, bliss overcoming them. There we go!