Uh oh. I might have inadvertently attracted a few hundred new followers of questionable quality.

Allow me to present to you this simple synopsis of my Twitter account.

If you are in conflict with any of the following, kindly unfollow:

I drink.
I swear.
I have no filter.
I don't tone police myself very often.
(I am the #AngryPaleontologist after all.)

I don't exclusively talk about paleontology.

Sometimes I obsess over RPG dice (buy @dieharddice!) and geeky hockey jerseys (woohoo @GeekyJerseys).

I don't take any shit.
I generally don't give any quarter.

Trump is a fuckwit grifter.
I'm a registered independent and don't automatically vote along party lines.

Religion is personal.
Science is public.

Please don't get your religious chocolate into my science peanut butter.

Here's a checklist:

Moon landings = real
Earth = not flat
Dinosaurs = existed
Vaccines = work
Covid = dangerous
GMOs = safe
Evolution = Fact
Climate change = human-accelerated
Creationism = LOL
Chemtrails =
Flat Earth =
Niburu = bullshit UFO cult
White supremacy = shitbags

Checklist cont:

Confederate flags = traitors
Chemicals = everywhere
Trans Rights = Human Rights
Gay Marriage = Woohoo!
Abortion = not my call, I'm a guy
Incels = MRAs = dipshit misogynists
Twitter Bans = not a 1A violation
Guns = I own them
Gun control = we need more of it

Q = a letter. Also a fictional character in the Bond films
"Qanon" = a LARP turned into conspiracy hypothesis movement filled with untold numbers of gullible idiots and wannabe edgelords
Q-Bond = better than JB Weld

Yeah, I'm getting my point across, eh?

Sound good?

Excellent.

Doesn't sound good?

See yourself out.

Thinking of trolling?

I've already triggered you, so I win.

Last, but not least...

GO FUCKING VOTE.

This has been the latest #SitDownWithUncleTrevor

I'm now going to go drink a tasty, sparkly pink wine BECAUSE I CAN.

This is far easier than going through and triggering the unfollows manually.