gonna tell my grandkids this was the man I was betrothed to but he went off to war and disappeared mysteriously so I had to settle for their useless grandfather https://twitter.com/wangcentric/status/1314297409296650240
"gather round kittens lemme tell you the story about the love of my life"
"that's not grandpa"
"I said the LOVE of my LIFE"
"it was a hot summer night, not so sweltering in shanghai but enough that the starfruit were ripe and ready (and so was I)"
"he wasn't very much older than me but I was well past the age for marrying. you know your great grandfather used to board up the windows so us girls wouldn't fall prey to the sins of vanity coming in with the winter winds. but that didn't stop me, he was fine as fuck!"
"you know I never believed in love at first sight, but he was different. it was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever ever sight."
"wait so when did you meet grandpa?"
"I just said this ain't about him anyway so there we were in shanghai that hot summer night"
kai 姐姐 rt'd and now I look like a fool well that's just mindless jacky behavior ☝️😔
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