If Aquaman had to host a baseball tournament for all the sea creatures in the ocean, do you think the octopuses will be the pitchers? I think so đŸ€”
I'm certain hammerheads would make good batters.

Maybe the sharks can play outfield. They have the speed and agility for it.

Am I making any sense right now???
If Sailfish could use their bodies to bunt most balls or try not to get struck out by the octopus pitcher, I'm certain with speed only, they could easily get a triple or even a double in the first inning. No?

Killer whales have to be the umpires. They'll look adorable in uniform
I have a gut feeling that dolphins would make good pinch hitters. I was looking for sea animals with opposable thumbs and I couldn't find any but I did find an article saying dolphins have good critical skills so they could probably find a way to turn the tide in their favour.
Sea what I did there?
String rays would make good catchers. The Ray family actually. Miley Ray, Billy Ray, all of them could make good catchers. Octopuses too but they already have too many pitch variations they need to learn so we need to give them a break.
I'm sorry.

Let me sleep 😔
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