Paulie: this stunod

chrissy: whoa that's the president

P: SO WHAT? if he woulda listen to Fauci we never woulda been in this mess. Virus all over the place!

chrissy: ok calm down

P: Fauci is a great Italian-American. I knew him from Arthur Ave. I used to play basketball w him https://twitter.com/racheldenav/status/1313882522783227906

Tony: [listening to Song Exploder] closiiing timeee, time for you to go back to the places you will be from

<phone rings>

Tony: [wiping tears] what

Sil: i can't make the thing

Tony: THE FUCK

Sil: tone, i gotta vote. could be all day.

Tony: I TOLD YOU TO VOTE BY MAIL

Tony: [watching WW2 in Color on Netflix] see, it's the same fucking thing

Carm: [from the kitchen] what

Tony: what. with the guy in the white house, what.

Carm: AJ, what are you doing

AJ: [looking under furniture] did we get this from wayfair

Tony: AGAIN WITH THIS Q SHIT

Tony: [reading the NYT] see this shit

Carm: you gonna rile yourself up

Tony: selling the country to fucking putin and douchey bank

Carm: there’s no proof of that

T: I know a person w Russian connections they say it’s—

C: [throws a plate]

Tony: THE FUCK...

C: [storms out]

Tony: whoa whoa it’s not what you think

Carm: wanna see your russian whore, fine by me [slams door]

<next day>

Melfie: and?

T: carm’s whatdya call it—projecting.

M: i see

T: she wanted to go to mr make america great’s golf thing and I said no cuz hope hicks is positive.

[doorbell]

Carm: oh, furio. how long have you been back

Furio: 2 weeks. I stay home in the quarantine

C: well. come in come in

F: no I wait here

C: you sure? I just made coffee. you know, this whole covid thing is so overblown

Tony: he was in Italy, carm. come on let’s go