1. you take your girl to applebee's. what appetizer do you order her to make a good first impression?
2. which animated anthropomorphic fox or fox-adjacent character do you most identify with?
3. when did you realize you were a lesbian and who was the first person you came out to?
4. what is your favorite sapphic film and why does it resonate with you?
5. who is your mario kart main and why is it bowser?
6. if you have a partner, do you tie their shoes or do they tie yours?
7. do you dress well or do you dress like garbage but somehow make it work in a lesbian way?
8. were you a heelys, roller skate, or skateboard lesbian?
9. when did you get your first crush on a girl?
10. when μ's split up what group became your comfort girl group?
11. what shirt would you wear when taking your partner to chili's?
12. baja blast or baja blast freeze?
13. what is the longest date you've ever been on?
14. what wlw ship is most important to you, canon or not?
just to clarify not all of these will apply to everyone just because half these questions are jokes specifically applicable to myself and my friend circle and i'm not trying to make any sweeping statements about lesbians
should i continue this
15. did you have a razr scooter as a kid?
16. what is the worst piece of media you suffered through just for lesbians?
17. what type of home decor is your favorite?
18. do you kill the bug or make your partner kill the bug?
19. did you ever play baseball/softball/soccer (or football)?
21. how many cats do you have?
22. which disney channel or nickelodeon best friend character is definitely a lesbian?
24. favorite femme and butch headcanons?
25. should paul blart get a third movie?
26. women
thank u all for answering my questions that are 90% relevant to me and me only and i apologize if any of them made you feel alienated for any reason because this thread is mostly random things to poke fun at people who say things like “all lesbians love (irrelevant thing)”
if all lesbians love cottagecore according to twitter then i’m going to declare that bowser and baja blast and target orb are lesbian culture now