one time in middle school this girl who was kind of in our friend group but no one really liked because she was batshit was OBSESSED with this boy and she made us be her like wingmen and form a whole plan to get him to date her and my programmer friend made a dating sim +

and then she asked him out on valentine’s day and he said no and she was so upset about it she literally made her parents send her to a different school. she SWITCHED SCHOOLS over this fucking kid. i think about it maybe once a week

she also claimed the government was after her cuz she was growing poisonous berries “like the ones in the hunger games” in her backyard. i don’t know why i’m telling you all this i just feel like this information needs to be out there