My problem with Star Wars Ship names, the thread.

So this is the X-Wing, tis my fav ship cause A. X and B. just love its design, its suited to the name and there is no problem here BUT...
THIS is the B. Wing....yet unlike the X-Wing its wing configuration looks like the Letter its named after, and the B wing Looks like it should be the 'T-Wing' but....
THIS is a T-Wing and ITS wings look like a Y meaning it should be called a 'Y-Wing' BUT.......
THIS IS the Y-Wing and while doesnt have 'wings' its boosters while looking slightly like a Y I would argue looks more like a 'U' meaning really this should called a 'U-Wing' BUUUUT....
THIS IS A BLOODY U-WING!!! And yet.....
When the U-Wing opens its wings for combat it looks MORE like an A, meaning it should REALLY be called an 'A-Wing' OH WAIT BUT GUESS WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?...................
.........................................THIS IS A BLOODY A-WING!!!!

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME STAR WARS!?!?!?!?!?
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