"I'm not going to waste my time on a virtual debate" -- Trump, on with Maria Bartiromo, begins his first post-coronavirus interview by saying he's pulling out of the second debate. (He sounds a little hoarse.)

"He was raising his very thin hand, and he was fracking" -- what the hell is Trump talking about?

"Remember this: when you catch it you get better, and then you're immune" -- this is a lie. There are already documented cases of people getting coronavirus twice.

"I'm back because I'm a perfect physician specimen," Trump claims, before falsely describing Regeneron as "a cure"

"I met with Gold Star families. I didn't want to cancel that ... I can't say, 'back up' ... they wanna hug me and they wanna kiss me, and they do" -- Trump on now suggesting Gold Start families gave him coronavirus

"We shouldn't be hurting our workers because China put the curse on" -- Trump is now accusing China of putting a "curse" on the US

"Unless Bill Barr indicts these people for crimes -- the greatest political crime in history of our country -- then we'll get little satisfaction ... and that includes Obama and that includes Biden" -- Trump calls for Obama and Biden to be charged with crimes

"He's been disappointing" -- Trump throws FBI Director Wray under the bus

"We have law enforcement watching him very strong. The US Attorney is watching [the gov of Nevada], very strongly. The US Marshal is watching. In New Mexico, a state I think we can win, we have the US Marshal and the US Attorney watching him"- Trump on his concerns w/mail ballots

Trump claims he's killed terrorists that are "bigger names than Osama bin Laden"

"She's a communist," Trump says of Kamala Harris, adding without a shred of irony that "Biden won't make it two months as president"

LOL -- Trump is back to touting fake middle-income tax cuts just before an election, just as he did in 2018

Asked what he'll do to bring the economy back in a second term, Trump goes on an unhinged rant about China

Trump is ranting and raving about indicting Hillary Clinton

"I'm not happy about him, for that" -- Trump criticizes Pompeo for not finding Hillary's emails

Trump says he hasn't been tested for coronavirus recently but "I'm essentially very clean"

As Maria Bartiromo tries to end the interview, Trump yells out of nowhere, "why isn't Hillary Clinton being indicted?!"

Asked what he wants to accomplish in a second term, Trump says "I have done more for Black community than any president except Abraham Lincoln." He remains unable to answer this extremely basic question.

Trump refers to Kamala Harris as "this monster"

"I am making a play for the whole state" -- Trump on New York, where he is currently trailing Biden by more than 30 points

"I don't understand it. I don't believe 'em ... they have a boat thing, they have 5,000 boats, they have thousands of trucks all over the country. I don't believe the polls" -- Trump on polls showing him trailing Biden by a dozen or more points

As Trump predicts "a depression the likes of which we've never seen before" if he loses, Maria *finally* succeeds in wrapping up the interview. Whew.

Trump's unhinged Fox News return immediately squandered whatever goodwill his coronaivrus diagnosis may have garnered https://www.vox.com/2020/10/8/21507513/trump-maria-bartiromo-coronavirus-interview