surprised to see no singaporeans in this thread
so here I am with this specimen which became the subject of whatsapp groups’ proud perusal during the year of our 50th national day celebration

the cantonese and hokkien/hakka we use are chinese dialects mostly localised to SEA+

countries afaik, since I can’t understand the taiwanese hokkien HAHA

this language is singaporean vernacular english, localised and shortened affectionately as singlish

you may have heard of it
i’m not the best speaker of this but we definitely use more than two languages!

malaysians and some indonesians/rest of SEA who can speak these languages can understand us too!

hello my SEA brothers how are you today HAHA