Here’s a wild thing to think about. There was a 30 minute period during which everybody knew about the fly on Mike Pence except for Mike Pence. Everyone saw it. Wondered if it was real. Made some observations. And then, when he got offstage he probably asked “how did I do?”
And whoever was standing there was probably like, “pretty good, except for the fly.” And Pence would have probably said “what fly?” and the person would say “dude, there was a fly on your head for like two whole minutes”
And Pence would be like “no way,” and whoever he was talking to probably had to pull out their phone and literally go to Twitter and catch him up on why Joe Biden’s team was suddenly selling flyswatters
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