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People i would punch and why/how baldy i would get my ass beat

Corpse husband. I just want to. just a little. just like of hit him. only slightly. but i feel like he would apologize if i did. so he gets 10. @Corpse_Husband

9: Punz. Honestly i have no other excuse but that he’s the actual hey mama’s guy. please he probably jumps to touch the doorframes still
@Punztw

8: Bbh. He would apologize but at the same time if i ever hit that man i would sob violently. but he also seems fun to punch.
@SaintofGames

7: skeppy. would be higher but there are more punchable people. This man can be described as Rat Bastard and only rat bastard. 100% would punch him and get my ass only slightly beat
@skeppyextra i can’t find his main

6: Gorgenotfound. look at him. tell me you don’t want to punch that man. look at me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t sock that man in the back of the head if you saw him. he would also apologize
@GeorgeNotFound

5: Dream: i don’t know what you look like but if i had the option i would punch you. i feel like it’s a 50/50 whether or not i get my ass beat depending on if he got a new world record or not.
@Dream

4: Tommy. if i ever see that man i am going to swing. please. tommy makes me want to commit hate crimes on myself. and arson.
@tommyinnit

3: Wilbur. i’m theory this would be fun as a hit and run but he is a more than a foot taller then me and could outrun me by a mile. would still do it. would get my ass beat.
@WilburSoot

2: Ranboo. I don’t know who you are exactly but you seem fun to just. BOP. I feel there’s a higher chance of getting my ass beat than not but. still.
@Ranboosaysstuff

1: whoever the fuck wrote harry potter. i will personally come to your house and soak all of your left shoes in vegetable oil so not only is it wet, it’s slimy. i will commit many hate crimes on you. I will personally Take any pet you’ve ever loved and deface its grave.

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If i @ ed someone wrong i’m going to cry

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