Gave in to my urges and am watching the 2 hour Clexa compilation vid. Clarke really murdered her WHOLE ASS BOYFRIEND and then made out with the sexy Commander who ORDERED the kill like a week later. Her mind.
"I'm not ready to be with anyone... not yet" no SHIT, Clarke, you looked Finn DEAD IN THE EYES then stuck a knife in his gut, maybe you should have just pulled away immediately instead of kissing up on Lexa for like 10 entire seconds. Slytherin ass bitch
Ok this supposed to be a Clexa re-watch, but it includes the scene where they enter TonDC for the first time and have to give over their weapons, and Gustus pulling a million tiny knives off Raven as she scowls is still the funniest shit ever.
He takes one out of her KNEE BRACE. COME ON
The way I can still quote all of their scenes from 2x14... please kill me
Lexa letting Clarke light Finn's funeral pyre as a small chance to mourn. Clarke honouring Lexa's people by saying last rites in the Grounder language. There was a reason I was obsessed.
Ok these particular clips are mostly filler, but they're reminding of how fucking bad and obvious ADR was on this show. I thought the terrible cuts in the finale were due to covid stuff, but NOPE. Been this way since 2015!
Guys I'm not even halfway done, y'all should mute me for at least the next 2 hours
Clarke's self-loathing in season 3 is when I fell in love with her tbh
Going into self-imposed exile. Living off the land. Learning Trigdasleng. Boning a hot Grounder babe. We love it.
She really just told Niylah to stop talking and fuck her, and I was here for it then and I'm here for it now!!
Clarke getting her pussy ate on a bed of furs by someone she merely tolerates is what I'm manifesting for myself going forward ngl
Oh GOD, these clips are out of order and there are still 45 minutes left but the kiss and sex scene are happening RIGHT NOW, and I can quote it all and my heart ACHES
Lexa is SO FUCKING SOFt, I can't do this, I CAN'T, THIS WAS A MISTAKE
Titus get Costia's name out of your UGLY FUCKing MOUTH, I HATE HIM
"Maybe someday you and I will owe nothing more to our people" "I hope so" as their fucking love theme plays and Lexa's hair is down. They had a LOVE THEME. The SINGLE TEAR. The desperate KISS. I HATE THEM (I love them)
Also them shaking hands first is the gayest thing ever. It's such a me move
Oh wowowowowow, they really just showed her getting shot and dying, and I really just almost threw up and cried. It truly was such a big fuck you to do it the way that they did. I don't think I'll ever forget that night and straight up mourning with strangers on the internet
Ok it just jumped back to like 3x04, and while I get ADC had already signed onto FTWD and couldn't be a regular, they really spent a handful of episodes establishing Lexa as a badass, giving her backstory, making us love her, only to kill her???
Like, she could have FULLY lived on off-screen with her and Clarke having to part ~for their people~, but no, garbage writer JRoth really was like "ok but what if I abandoned the only good plot on this show for a badly written, contrived, AND plagiarized scifi story?"
WHAT WAS THE POINT, man?? As far as I have heard, it built mostly to nothing other than to lead into EVEN WORSE and more "borrowed" scifi plots that led to tanking ratings. I hate it here.
omg, THE BOW AND THE VOW. I remembered it, but I forgot that it straight up feels like a fucking wedding. Lexa you big dumb asshole
They really could have been IT for a whole generation of queer youth, but nah, let's throw that away ~for the chip~
I forgot how obsessed this dumb bitch was about her own death. Same Lexa. Same.
Also love that Clarke was like "I fucking hate you and all this is bullshit, but I will NOT let you die for NO personal reason, I just CANNOT stand the idea of YOU SPECIFICALLY dying. But it's not personal"
All the respect in the world for Brenda Strong popping up on trash CW shows and trying her best to elevate them. She really is a queen
Ok I did it. I'm sad. Goodbye to these soft gays forever.
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