Out of curiosity I attempted to book a COVID-19 test in Toronto today using the screening tool and followed ALL the links to the assessment centre sites at 7 pm. Shall we see what happened? Get your popcorn and Kleenex ready. https://covid19toronto.ca/ 
Women's college. Alarm set for tomorrow at 5:45 am. If I'm not successful, at least I will see the sunrise.
University Health Network. Thoughts and prayers until I log on at 7:59 tomorrow, I guess?
Mount Sinai. For pandemic standards I am grateful at last that these symbols are uncharacteristically clear in terms of messaging.
Michael Garron. First availability is on Saturday at 9:25 am. Not bad! Feeling hopeful.
St. Joseph's Health Centre. Nothing tomorrow or Friday. When will the magic Saturday slots be released?
Trillium Health- Mississauga and Credit Valley sites. I DO like the BOLD writing when I am rejected.
Sunnybrook. The yellow pop up is a nice and clear touch. Wait, what does "later" mean?!
Oh dang Southlake page is fully BROKEN, y'all.
Dang! Scarborough's is broken too! How do I get a test?!
Mackenzie Health has a broken page too. What's happening?
Markham Stouffville. PHONE line opens at 8 am. I mean, i'll be up at 6 am anyway for the other booking so it's nice to have a backup plan, i guess. Will charge up my bluetooth headset tonight.
Humber River. Next appointment in 3 days. Will stock up on some Tylenol until then.
North York General. At least the red writing is clear and it tells me there is no chance I will be seen before Oct 11: IN FIVE DAYS. Cool. At least there is a clear and painless path to disappointment.
St. Mikes! Praise be! Something for Friday! Someone send this hospital a donation STAT.
This system is very broken. Can you imagine if I were actually sick/had a disability/didn't speak english/couldn't spend hours of my day to book a COVID-19 test? Our leadership has massively failed us and I'm worried about what this means for our city. http://ctv.news/M4lnUCf 
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