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Mike Pence sounds like a soul bound to flesh forcefully by a demon due to a bad contract.
He sounds like the wind that blows before the clock strikes twelve and the murderer kills again.
He's so white, new colours had to be added to the colour spectrum and the power of a dying white dwarf used to produce it.
He looks like he eats human flesh and it wouldn't even be cannibalism.
He looks like dead pixels made manifest.
He sounds like the whimper of an 800 year old lich getting jerked off by Hitler's skeleton.
He looks like someone stuck steel wool to the top of a piece of chalk and brought it to life with the power of spite
He sounds like rotted meat in a clothes dryer, and looks like bleached wool in that same clothes dryer.
He's like the KKK engineered a sentient hood.
He keeps to his time allotment as well as he pretends to have human emotion.
He looks like he was carved out of a dog turd left to bleach in the sun. Voice like the panting of the 23 year old dog that left it.
He has definite issues taking orders from women. Makes sense, given he thinks they're icky.
Mike Pence looks like the fossilized penis of an albino crocodile.
He sounds like if racism could mumble.
He has the voice of priest shuffled through 5 Catholic churches without explanation.
He's what happens when a dead pig fetus is left too close to toxic waste.
He's the result of an artist of a comic only being the direction "white".
He's Nosferatu's racist uncle.
He's an albino eel corpse rotting in the sun next to an evangelical church burning witches.
G'ah, "being GIVEN the direction" https://twitter.com/RaeGun2k/status/1314024417358417920?s=19
His wife must think sex is supposed to feel like being occasionally brushed by a sand dune.
He looks like actually smiling would tear his head in half.
He looks like he's actively literally sucking the moisture out of the room. Sounds like the sound that'd make.
I can't tell if he's iodized or not.
He positively looks like someone trying to figure out why Kamala's skin has hue.
I feel that if he ever stops squinting, the prophecy will come to pass and the world will be torn asunder, the seas red with blood.
Omg, he's got a big fly firmly stuck to his steel wool hair and I think it died on contact.
It took over 3 mins for the fly to fly away. Amazed it remained during all that excitement.
He sounds like the dying breath of a klansman.
Kamala should just say "you listen to women so well"
He looks like a new discount toilet brush. He sounds like a very used one
I think he occasionally tries to smile but only succeeds in splitting his mouth orifice wider.
He's a dollar store skeleton brought to life by the Antichrist by mistake.
I can't tell if he has a mouth or a face stoma
He sounds like someone propositioning a turnip quietly so his wife won't hear.
He sounds like someone aimed a Dyson air blade through a fleshlight
The debate is over and Pence gets up like a half animated mannequin.
